Hey, y’all! What’s up? How’s everybody doing today?
So, Khloe Kardashian just admitted to punching Lamar Odom in the face for using drugs after his 2015 overdose. And I just have one question—oh, so when Blac Chyna allegedly put Rob Kardashian in a chokehold with an iPhone charger, y’all wanted to throw her under the jail and sue her for assault? But when it’s Khloe squaring up with Lamar—after running through his fortune, might I add—we’re supposed to feel bad for her?
Yeah… make it make sense.
Wasn’t everybody dragging Chyna for allegedly putting hands on Rob? He was out here giving full Bourne Identity reenactments, talking about how she wrapped that charger around his neck. But funny enough, the jury didn’t find any actual evidence to back that up. They even sent Corey Gamble (with his wide hips) to investigate, put the whole family on the stand, and had Kylie sitting there like, “I didn’t even think their engagement was real,” just to rub it in Chyna’s face—after sneaking around with Tyga herself.
And Kylie, girl, I hope you thought that was funny because let’s be real—you took Chyna’s man and ended up with Travis Scott, a dude who, for years, wouldn’t even claim you. Now you’ve got two kids, and you’re out here trying to force a PR relationship that nobody’s buying.
We’ll get back to that later.
For now, let’s stay on track—because Khloe has some nerve.
But honestly? This is so Khloe. This is so Kardashian. This is exactly who she is.
See, Khloe likes to play tough. In my mind, she wants to be the queen. She wants every other woman to bow down because it’s “Clo-Money.” But when the tables turn? Suddenly, we’re all supposed to feel sorry for her? Write her sympathy cards? Praise her for being so strong?
Girl, Blac Chyna was strong.
Oh, and let’s not forget Jordyn—sorry, Jordyn Woods. And Jordyn Craig. They’re strong. Every woman Khloe tried to come for, tried to bury, all because Tristan couldn’t keep it together? They are strong.
And before we go any further, let’s be real: You cannot tell me Khloe isn’t still with Tristan.
She will protect and defend that man like her life depends on it. She’ll stand by him through everything—while letting Lamar go on TV talking about how she punched him in the face when he was struggling with addiction.
And yes, addiction is a disease.
That’s like punching someone with a broken leg and expecting them to walk.
Now, I wasn’t in their relationship. I don’t know what lines were crossed. But something about this just doesn’t sit right. She even had the nerve to say, “Your own father said to cut the plug.”
Khloe, why are you out here airing Lamar’s entire personal business like that?
Meanwhile, she’s over here calling her son Tatum, saying she didn’t think he was hers, demanding a blood test because he didn’t look like her or Tristan?
And let’s not forget Dream. True. The mess with Blac Chyna.
Khloe will let the whole world burn—but the one thing she won’t do? Let anyone say a bad word about Tristan.
Because she’s been listening to Jordan Peterson and all these “man podcasts” that convinced her that if she just creates a soft, loving place for a man to land—if she makes him feel safe, like “mommy energy”—then he’ll treat her right?
How’s that working out?
Anyway, let’s get into it.
Apparently, Khloe can really throw a punch.
She admitted to hitting Lamar in the face for using drugs again after his near-fatal overdose. And she had the audacity to say, “I was there through it all.”
Okay. But now I have to wonder—is that why she feels so guilty about Rob?
Because let’s be real. Rob was doing fine—looking good. Yeah, he was out here cosplaying a Mexican gangbanger (let’s be honest, the Kardashians love a little cosplay, it’s in their DNA). But he was just living his life as a rich kid.
And then what happened?
Yeah. He moved in with Lamar and Khloe.
Lamar liked to party. Khloe liked to party.
And then Rob? Rob started partying too.
Do you think that’s why Khloe feels so guilty about Rob and is always by his side? It kind of makes sense when you think about their whole “my lover, my brother” dynamic on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Their chemistry was just… weird. The way they’d ask each other borderline inappropriate questions? Yeah, that wasn’t normal.
I mean, obviously, that’s not the whole explanation, but it does make you think.
Anyway, Khloe said, “I remember everything.”
She originally filed for divorce from Lamar in December 2013 but put it on hold after he was found unconscious at a Las Vegas brothel in October 2015. Then, in May 2016, when she found out he had relapsed, she completely lost it.
She said, “I punched you in the face, and I shattered everything in that house.”
And honestly? I get it. I don’t even need to know the details to understand why she was that angry. But here’s the thing—how does she not realize that this is exactly how Kourtney felt about Scott? Over and over and over again?
Now imagine your entire family still hanging out with your cheating, toxic ex. They’re doing talk shows with him, inviting him to family vacations, still treating him like one of their own.
How would you feel?
So, Khloe—you do this to everyone else, but when it happens to you, we’re all supposed to feel sorry for you?
Okay.
And let’s be real—didn’t Scott do the same, if not worse?
Did he not?
Anyway.
Lamar, for his part, said he had no memory of their fight but admitted, “I’m not dismissing that—that shit shouldn’t have happened.”
Which makes me pause for a second—Khloe, are you even telling the full truth? Because Lamar straight-up said he doesn’t remember you hitting him.
And let’s be real, Khloe has been caught lying plenty of times.
She tried to call him out, saying that if he wasn’t thinking straight when he relapsed, how did he have the awareness to get a burner phone and call a dealer?
Yes, Khloe, he was under addiction. But where is this same energy for Scott?
And more importantly, do you even understand how addiction works? It’s a disease. It literally rewires the brain. There’s a reason insurance covers treatment for it.
How do you not get that—but somehow, Tristan cheating on you multiple times is something you’re willing to forgive and defend?
Tristan couldn’t keep it in his pants, and you were on Instagram Live hyping him up. But Lamar, who was actually suffering from an illness? You told him, “If you loved me, you wouldn’t have used drugs.”
And look, I understand why she said it. It was a painful, traumatic experience for her. But again, where is that same energy when it comes to Tristan?
Let me know what y’all think in the comments.
But one thing is clear—the way these women hold on to their men like it’s life or death?
That’s not love.
