Is Khloé Kardashian really trying to fool us? We’ve just cracked the mystery of the year! Remember when I kept wondering why Tristan wasn’t involved with Theo? Well, it looks like we’ve finally figured it out. Khloé has accidentally spilled two major details: one, that she’s passing on her issues to her daughter, Dream; and two, the reason Tristan isn’t involved in Theo’s life is because Theo, well… might not even exist. According to Khloé, they’re busy trying to convince True that she and Tristan are married—though, who knows? They might actually be. But here’s the thing: even if they are married, how does that explain Theo?
Khloé, after all, has always been known for her obsession with changing her appearance—face surgeries, plastic surgery, photo edits—you name it. On top of that, she seems to live in a world of fake love, fake relationships, fake everything. The only thing that seems real is her willingness to protect her relationship with Tristan Thompson at any cost.
Let’s not forget how Khloé’s made sacrifices to keep Tristan in the picture. She gave up Lamar Odom, and while he’s moved on with his girlfriend, it’s clear that Khloé didn’t hold back. She even made it a storyline that she didn’t feel connected to her child with Lamar, Tatum, and that she thought he was unattractive. Imagine saying that about a kid who looks just like you! And she also sacrificed her sister Kourtney’s relationship, among many other things. Khloé is always willing to talk about anything—except for the one thing that’s actually interesting: how Tristan keeps playing her over and over again.
So where is this all headed now? Well, it looks like Khloé’s latest move is to sacrifice True. She’s turning her little girl into a storyline to avoid addressing what’s really going on with Tristan. Khloé’s all about speaking highly of Tristan, protecting him, and playing the victim when it suits her. But here’s the kicker—Khloé actually went on record saying that True believes she and Tristan are married. Wait a second—did True tell her class she went to their wedding? I wouldn’t put it past Khloé to actually marry Tristan in secret and keep playing out this fake “we’re not really married” story for the cameras, only for us to find out years later it was all true.
Let’s not forget, this is the same Khloé who once told the world she couldn’t have children because she was infertile. We all cried with her through her infertility journey, only for her to later reveal that she wasn’t infertile at all. She just wanted to wait until she found a man with money that she actually liked. She’s been playing the victim for years. So, who knows what she’ll do next?
Cut to Tristan. I’m sorry, but the fact that you saw Jordyn pregnant—remember, that’s the mother of his first child—and still chose to pursue him at a wedding… you’re getting your karma. Jordyn’s skin is glowing and she’s looking great. But anyway, listen to this. If Tristan and Khloé are married, maybe it’s actually better for her. It might not be something she’d fully understand, but in my opinion, it’s the right thing to do. I’d encourage her to get married, have kids—those are the values I want to teach her.
Now, here’s what I think about Khloé and True: First, I think Khloé has a lot of psychological issues. She seems to project those issues onto True, especially when it comes to body image. Anyone who hates their own appearance that much is bound to start criticizing how their children look. I’ve already noticed Khloé had issues with Tatum’s appearance, and it’s only a matter of time before she starts picking apart True’s looks, too. Khloé doesn’t seem to see reality the way others do—she’s caught up in a fantasy. She sees the “Chris Jenners” in her head, but hear me out. I think Khloé and Tristan could actually be married, and True might be telling her friends that, but Khloé’s trying to hide it. It’s clear Khloé is all about presenting a perfect image, a picture-perfect fantasy. If Theo exists, that’s a reality Khloé can’t accept, and she’ll have to explain things to True later.
Now, listen to this part: If Tristan and Khloé are indeed married, what bothers me is that I don’t want True growing up thinking that marriage means not living together, not showing affection, and not sharing a bed. I want my kids to see real love—affection, romance, and the bond between a husband and wife. Khloé’s allowing her daughter to believe this lie, all while naming her True, just adds another layer of irony. Khloé’s out of her mind if she thinks we can’t see through this. If they are married, why keep it a secret? It’s all about saving Tristan’s image, and Khloé’s lying to protect that, even though we’ll eventually figure it out. We always do.
And the whole idea that Khloé says she never sees Tristan in bed with her or kisses him? She’s been single for years after Tristan, and she won’t even let a man around her. But here’s what I think: Khloé’s deal with Tristan might be about money. She doesn’t have much going on beyond Keeping Up with the Kardashians, so Tristan is probably financially supporting her. She needs his money more than she lets on, especially after all the trash talk she did about child support. But let’s not forget, Tristan pays a significant amount of child support to both Khloé and Jordyn—around $80,000 a month.
Khloé’s life revolves around this child support money. We’ve seen Tristan’s extravagant gifts for True, like that $25,000 diamond necklace at her birthday party. There’s also the matter of Theo—Khloé’s not going to be able to avoid explaining that to True forever. As True gets older, she’s going to hear about Theo, especially since he lives in California. When she’s older, how is Khloé going to explain it? Will she tell True that sometimes when a woman gets obsessed with a man, things get out of hand? Because that’s the story behind Theo. But Khloé doesn’t think through her lies, and eventually, everything will come to light.
Honestly, Khloé, just be real. Admit that you’re married.
Because at this point, you’re either lying to True, and if you’re lying about something this big, what else are you hiding? If you’ve been dishonest with her about this, that’s a whole other issue. Or maybe you and Tristan really are married. Either way, Tristan gives off that “cheating” vibe, and Khloé, well, she seems like the type to be blinded by it. You know how sometimes cheaters go all in and push things too far, then try to cover up their mistakes by asking for marriage? I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what happened between them. So, I could see them tying the knot, but again, I can’t shake the feeling that this is why Theo isn’t around. That’s the real reason he’s absent. Why? Because Khloé’s putting out this fake narrative about her relationship with her dad. Can you imagine living your entire life on TV and gaslighting your own daughter? That’s just messed up. My thoughts and prayers are with True. Anyway, let me know what you think in the comments. Talk soon. Bye.
